Found this meme from here. Not too sure from where it’s originated by the way. I know, what a Saturday to start with a meme. But yeah, I still did it. Bleed your eyes. Do I look like I care, by the way? Nyek-nyek-nyek.

1. My uncle once : thought my parents’ house is messy. Actually he’s talking about his house. Hahaa !

2. Never in my life : cried while watching sad movie/TV series. What’s up with you people?

3. When I was five : I was cute ! Wahahahahaaaa. Phhbbtt !

4. High School was : super fun !

5. I will never forget : my near-death incident when I was 7.

6. I once met : Thierry Henry (ex-Arsenal).

7. There’s this girl I know who : can talk and walk as fast as me. Impressive.

8. Once, at a bar : I thought drunk people are pathetic people.

9. By noon, I’m usually : at work (weekdays) in the gym (weekends)

10. Last night : I watched Shinjuku Incident.

11. If only I had : more money and time. If only I.

12. Next time I go to gym/church : I will attempt pull ups.

13. Terry Schiavo : Errr… isn’t she the one who suffered the PVS? No? Yes?

14. What worries me most : I am not around if something happens to my family. It will hurt me the most if I cannot protect them.

15. When I turn my head left, I see : my shoe rack.

16. When I turn my head right, I see : my couch.

17. You know I’m lying when : I’m not interested to know more about the matters I’ve been questioned with.

18. What I miss most about the eighties : Of course teen years. And the songs. Awww…

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be : Katharine, the French princess who marries Henry V.

20. By this time next year : I’ve settled with my personal and work life.

21. A better name for me would be : Elena or Mia or Anais. Aren’t they pretty names?

22. I have a hard time understanding : Physics.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll : steal all my enemies lollipops. I will revenge !

24. You know I like you if : I keep looking at you or keep avoiding eye contact. It depends on the situations.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be : Family.

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro : Science guy, Music guy, Performer guy and Politic lady.

27. Take my advice, never : give up ! Strong mind. Strong will.

28. My ideal breakfast is : Croissant and butter.

29. A song I love, but do not own is : Loads. But all I don’t own any of them. So it doesn’t make any different, anyways.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest : you to learn the local language.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars : A flower and the remaining I don’t know. Really, I don’t bother.

32. Why won’t people : be thoughtful all the time?

33. If you spend the night at my house : bring more chips.

34. I’d stop my wedding for : James Marsden. Pretty eyes !

35. The world could do without : I don’t understand this.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than : your belly.

37. My favorite blonde is : I don’t have one.

38: Paper clips are more useful than : a stapler.

39. If I do anything well, it’s : just me by nature. So yeah.

40. And by the way : I can hurt you with my kick.

Aiks? Why some of them are empty? Because I’m running out of time and I need to go somewhere now. I will fill in later. Alright, I filled them already. And owhh… you all are tagged by the way.

Nyek-nyek-nyek ! Laters.